Here's SJP in Dior Haute Couture:
She def corrected Ryan Seacrest about her dress being 'barely mint' like 232564 times and totally freaked Ryan out, which was a definite highlight. That said, that is...a lot of dress. Like a lot. I like the detailing at the bodice, and I like the skirt, but I have this feeling her boobs are going to make a surprise appearance at the Oscars tonight, and I for one do not need to see that. And don't even get me started on her and Matthew Broderick. No comment.