Here's Jessica Biel in Prada:
I have so many issues with this dress. We all know that Jessica Biel has an amazing body. Why is she hiding it in this schlumpy gown, with that floppy bow adding insult to injury? Ugh. And why is her dress so long in the front? I get this it's supposed to be floor length, but this is floor length plus like two inches. It ate her shoes. Her hair looks stringy and blah, her earrings are awkward...at least she has a hot boyfriend to console her when she ends up on all the worst dressed lists.