Here's Melissa George in Dolce and Gabbana. If you have no idea who she is, she was on Alias...and...yeah, not much else.
I feel like this is self explanatory. I just want to run down there, cut off that horrible fishtail, and be like "Honey, no. Just no." Then again, she broke up Michael Vartan and Jennifer Garner on Alias, so maybe she deserves the bridezilla gown. Dilemmas, dilemmas.