I'm gonna be honest, I've never watched the ESPYS. I think they're an awards show for sports? Which makes no sense to me at all, but an excuse to have a red carpet and ogle hot athletes is, well, an excuse to have a red carpet and ogle hot athletes, so here's some of that.
January Jones in Versace, Marissa Miller in Alexander Wang: I love seeing January Jones outside of Mad Men, because I feel like she makes a real effort to be much edgier and more modern (well, duh) than Betty Draper. I like how she's taken the same haircut she has on the show and given it a messy twist. The red lipstick stands out perfectly against that stark white, almost tennis-inspired white dress. It's summery, it's of the moment, and it's chic. Me like. I just wish she'd done a cuter shoe. Marissa Miller is really surprising me with her awesome red carpet choices recently. Girl looks fab in Alexander Wang! I love that it's not a typical red carpet dress, and that it manages to be really sexy without being so fitted.
Ashley Green in Versace, Amber Rose in Natalia Romano: Oh, Ashley Green. I feel like she's clearly gorgeous, but just can't dress herself. That high-necked halter was really chic...in 2004. Actually, if it had a different neckline I could totally love this dress and it's '80s minimalism. I would love to know why all these girls are basically wearing the same shoes, too. Apparently Amber Rose is still famous (you never know), and wearing ridiculous things in public. I don't even have anything to say about this. It's festive? It looks like party napkins stapled together? It looks like it's simultaneously molting and shrinking? Okay, I lied, I have a lot to say.
And requisite Landon Donovan pic: Just because I miss the World Cup, and, um, he's hot. So there.
Red carpet pics: glamour.com, Landon Donovan: kickette.com.