So evidently Taylor Momsen is not only a kind-0f-decent-but-not-really, but she is also a superhero whose power is turning into a SPIDER MONKEY when escaping paparazzi. What the hell?
EDIT: I guess this is a Nike ad. Which makes more sense. But kind of makes me sad. Taylor Momsen having a secret double life as a superhero was the only way I could rationalize her racoon eyeliner and blonde mullet. Oh well.