Sometimes the things Net-A-Porter has in stock are too hilarious not to be blogged about. A Gucci coin purse shaped like a mouse? Lanvin playing cards? See some of the more hilarious ones below.
Markus Lupfer Dressage Merino Wool Sweater, $490 at net-a-porter.com, Joseph Petra Silk-satin Tiered Mini Skirt, $275 at net-a-porter.com: Yes, I do just like this sweater because it has a pony on it. A sequined 'dressage' pony (even though that pony has nothing to do with dressage) is exactly the kind of thing I would plaster on a plain sweater and wear when I was feeling quirky. It's kind of weird, but in a glam, Zooey Deschanel kind of way, no? I LOVE THIS SKIRT. It's like a luxe version of a crinoline, and so flouncy and perfect for holiday parties in that deep red hue. That skirt with a fitted black tank, a statement necklace, and some black platforms = holiday perfection.
Lanvin Faces Playing Cards, $85 at net-a-porter.com, Lanvin Doll 14 Metal Keyfob, $185 at net-a-porter.com: Oh, Lanvin. You kill me with your price tags, but you get me with your adorable trinkets. I might actually enjoy card games if my cards looked like this. They have little French-looking faces! And accessories on the backs! I die. This key chain is ridiculously overpriced, yes, but it has little Moulin Rouge girls sitting on it. I mean, if you literally have money to burn this is a pretty adorable way to do it.
Gucci Leather and Canvas Mouse Purse, $280 at net-a-porter.com: And sometimes Net-A-Porter can get a little silly. A Gucci mouse coin purse? For almost $300? Really now? For $300 I could get another pair of Fryes. Hmm. Fryes vs. a purse shaped like a mouse that couldn't even hold my cell phone. Hm...that's a hard one.
All images from net-a-porter.com.