Please stop making ridiculously gorgeous coats. Especially ridiculously gorgeous coats in a beautiful dove grey and a soft, plush wool with elegant ruffles at the hem. Like this Burberry trench from Net-A-Porter than is half of what I earned all last summer.
Please stop making trenches that say "I am both edgy and feminine, chic and practical, ridiculously expensive but also insanely versatile." Because you will drain my bank account faster than you can say "French girl chic" if you continue.
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